How to Complain to Pizza Hut?
|18/02/2009||Posted by b1ackcr0w under Pizza Hut|
Pizza Hut don’t want to know. They really couldn’t give a flying monkies about your piddling complaint! I know because I’ve complained to them before. A while ago (last easter in fact), I complained to them. And it was no small complaint. I ordered a Pizza for Delivery online. They didn’t deliver for ages, I phoned to ask where my food was, they said sorry, they didn’t have any bases left and couldn’t supply the order, then they couldn’t figure out how to do a refund, so I never even got my money back!
I tried complaining, but to this day, no money back. ONCE THEY’VE GOT YOUR MONEY, THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK. Frankly, when it comes to the witless, minimum wage Hannah Montanas they employ, they don’t give a fuck before, during or after getting your money. (Who can blame them I suppose, they see precious little of it?)
But if you wanted to have a go, you can write to P O Box 57979, London, W4 9AR or you could phone them on 08447 700 669.
You could even try their “Contact us” form at .. http://www.pizzahut.co.uk/restaurants/contact-us.aspx however, you will first have to agree to a huge list of Terms and Conditions… http://www.pizzahut.co.uk/restaurants/terms–conditions.aspx . It’s important to note the small print of the terms and conditions. For those of you who don’t wish to spend to much time digesting those T&Cs, Let me paraphrase them for you..
“Once we’ve got your money, we will not give a fuck. No matter how fucked up the issue, we only give a tinkers toss about getting your money and not giving it back. Of course that is unless the law says we have to give a fuck, and even then, we won’t really give a fuck unless senior management start getting carted off to jail or are ability to get our hands on your money is somehow restricted. So Billy Bob, go for your life son, just don’t be surprised if our attitude stinks as bad as a camels arsehole, there’s no money in your whine ass complaints so save youreself the time and FUCK OFF NOW!
Love & Kisses,