I've had more satisfaction from building and painting a shed than from last 12 years at work. So glad I've got a better job! 3 hours ago
thanks to incompetant pharmacist, i'm in freaking agony. Day Lewis? You really phone it in. 4 days ago
@fabsh: No Worries - hope it can get sorted cheaply, sucks when relatively new kit gets wrecked. 1 week ago
@mrmarksteel: Do you think "Moira Stuart's stalker" would look good on my CV? 1 week ago
@mrmarksteel: oh man - I kind of hoped she was a bit mean, thus negating the stupid, unrequitable crush I have. :) 1 week ago
And mrs shouty sweary spud faced moron didn't let me down. My my, a half empty bottle of Lambrusco blush in one hand small baby in the other 1 week ago
Morbid curiosity demands I shall have to take a look... More in a moment. 1 week ago
Shouty sweary spud faced moron has an equally sweary borish gf. And, a child. I haven't clapped eyes on mrs or jnr sssfm yet.... 1 week ago
@MitchBenn my mate recently tweeted that spare keys from dealers must be made from dried unicorn semen, judging by the cost... Sorry Dude. 1 week ago
Shouty sweary spud faced moron on train has just run out of Mobile Phone Credit. Downside of Atheism, no god to thank for moments like this! 1 week ago

Shot of Jaq Tat on my Arse

Did you really think I’d have #shotofJaq Tattoo’d on my arse? #facepalm

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