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Train Not Shit Shocker!
 Because I’m working in Bath not Bristol this morning, I can take the high speed train. There is no doubt about it, this is positively the only way to travel. Air Con, Power Sockets at the seats, seats that don’t require you to remove your knee-caps with a Katana to sit down, there’s a buffet car and the carriages are so quiet, you could hear a mouse fart from the other end of first class. In fact the noisyest thing in this carriage is me hammering away at my keyboard.
Anyhow, I just wanted to say that an attractive standard of travel is possible on public transport. Even from the company I usually dub “Shit Trains” (First Great Western).
There is only one downside to all this as far as I can see. If you want to fart on a quiet train, it’s a damn site harder to conceal the tell tale noises.
Because I'm working in Bath not Bristol this morning, I can take the high speed train. There is no doubt about it, this is positively the only way to travel. Air Con, Power Sockets at the seats, seats that don't require you to remove your knee-caps with a Katana to sit down, there's a buffet car and the carriages are so quiet, you could hear a mouse fart from the other end of first class. In fact the noisyest thing in this carriage is me hammering away at my keyboard.
Anyhow, I just wanted to say that an attractive standard of travel is possible on public transport. Even from the company I usually dub "Shit Trains" (First Great Western).
There is only one downside to all this as far as I can see. If you want to fart on a quiet train, it's a damn site harder to conceal the tell tale noises.
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